'Why do you call your cat….your wife?'
Because. If she were human, I would marry her in a heart beat. I have had my darling cat for many many years. And she’s everything I would want. She cuddles, and loves, and listens, and is really fuckin cute. And I like to imagine, her personality is similar to mine. Thats why she’s willing to listen. She is my service animal, and just like a spouse, I would be lost without her. If she died, i would be in pieces, and it would take years to move on. I love her with every fiber in my body.
And thats why. She is my wife cat. ❤