dirkjake-is-not-canon:

an-egg:

i grew up in a fatherless home. i have attempted suicide twice and have contemplated dropping out of school several times.  
these things are not from only having a mother. they are due to chemical imbalances in my body. i have been in a mental hospital due to being in a state of mind that i was unable to care for myself. i have grown up with abuse men in my life.  my mothers ex boyfriend beat her in front of me and my six year old brother and swore at us and called us names, just like you do. 
you are the reason for feminism.
people like you who think that just because a women wants to be equal gives you the right to call her foul names and put down the very idea of a women on the same level as a man. nothing you can say will upset or offend me. it will only make me fight harder for feminism because im so sick of our lives being ruled by poisonous hateful people like you. i dearly hope that you are only trolling and im making an ass out of myself because id rather seem like an idiot than to actually have an interaction with a piece of garbage who actually believes these things.

You want to play a game of statistics, anon?

Bring it on. (All of these are sourced.)

• One in three Australian women have experienced physical violence since the age of 15.
• One in five Australian women have experienced sexual violence since the age of 15.
• In the UK, 2 women are killed every week by a violent male partner, and 1 in 4 women are affected by domestic violence.
• One woman is beaten by her husband or partner every 15 seconds in the United States.
• Women experience about 4.8 million intimate partner-related physical assaults and rapes every year. Less than 20 percent of battered women sought medical treatment following an injury.
  
• In the US, 22% of high school girls and 32% of college women experienced dating violence in a 2000 study.
• 85% of domestic violence victims are women.
• Male violence is the leading cause of death for women worldwide, above cancer, above malaria, road accidents and war.
• The ABS Personal Safety Survey 2005, which defined violence as any incident involving the occurrence, attempt or threat of either physical or sexual assault, found of those who were sexually assaulted in the 12 months prior to the survey, 21 per cent of women (21 500) reported that the perpetrator was a previous partner; eight per cent (7 800) reported that the perpetrator was a current partner. No males reported sexual assault by a current or previous partner.
• For women between 15 and 44, domestic violence is the leading cause of injury in the United States, more than rapes, muggings, and car accidents combined.
• The average prison sentence of men who kill their women partners is 2 to 6 years. Women who kill their partners are, on average, sentenced to 15 years.
• 1 out of every 6 American women has been the victim of an attempted or completed rape in her lifetime.
• 9 of every 10 rape victims were female in 2003.

This is why we need feminism.

It’s sickening to think how women are treated less than equal, and more as an object or a piece of property.

We are not weak. We are not stupid. We are not going to back down.

We need feminism. We will fight for it. We won’t stop.

And there is nothing that an anon like you can do about it.

yourdailydoseofjoy:

( ´ ▽ ` ) Good morning, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )

The date is May 24, 2013 on a Friday

Always remember all storms will pass over eventually! Stand your ground and don’t give up!

( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful morning! ( ´ ▽ ` )

lumos5000:

deanisanactualprincess:

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

WE WILL MAKE HIM FIND THIS THING!!!

Ill be back after this weekend :3
Time to shower, smoke, and head to the convention! Woo!!!:D

rebornica:

dirk-strider-rider:

prussiancancer:

cecil-redacted:

cjlatimore:

#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter

so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?

I would like to thank Andrew Hussie for teaching me how to read numbers and translate them into English syntax

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

reaill:

yeffyaboyuice:

manwaifu:

>:I

faerieavalon:

antst00fs:

fuckme-bradtollman:

tehkukikookie:

S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

fuck you

palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti

WUT.

midnitesurprise:

did you know? regular show comic book issue one comes out tomorrow (MAY 15th). I wrote it. I am writing the regular show comic book series. it comes out tomorrow and you should get it. the artist, Allison, is doing a signing at Forbidden Planet in NYC tomorrow for the release. I’m not gonna be there im just gonna sit here telling you to go out and pick up a damn copy of it. or you could get it on comixology too, probably! just a guess. pick it up. growl and hiss for it. scream and beg. destroy the store until you get copy 1. get one.

fandomstuckbrony:

thederpyhipster:

queerlittlemermaid:

Just listen.

oh shit.

Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.

MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*

WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song makes me want to orgasm. It’s perfection.

reblogging because of reasons

internetzahhaker:

sluttyplzza:

we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news

With the best gif they could have possibly chosen

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

My earlobe is swollen. ene
What do?

Drugs are great ok